When a young girl dreams of her wedding day, she imagines walking down the aisle with everyone watching her as she looks like a princess. As the groom sees her approaching him for the first time, he imagines the most beautiful bride in a stunning dress. That’s the dream. In reality, some brides have quite unusual tastes. Here are 50 of the ugliest wedding dresses ever. If your bride shows up in one of these, you might want to run the other way as quickly as possible.
Topless Mermaid Missing
Are we beneath the waves, or are we still on dry land? Her skirt looks like a mermaid’s tail, and with the sparingly covered top highlighted by delicate lace and pearls, this bride seems to be revealing her secret identity as a mermaid as she boldly strides down the aisle, apparently lacking much of the dress’s upper section. The flowing pearls and lace cause spectators to hold their breath, hoping she doesn’t move too swiftly and reveal more than wedding guests need to witness. Only an exceptionally slender model could achieve this, unless, of course, she truly is a mermaid.
Breaking Loose and Not Suitable for Families
Cover your eyes grandma, this wedding isn’t suitable for all audiences. It’s one thing to attract a partner with a prominent feature—it’s quite another to flaunt it for all to see. The dress itself appears simple and nice, but this bride would have been much more tasteful if she had chosen one with a little more fabric at the top. At the very least, straps would have been helpful, even though she clearly doesn’t need any extra lift. The extremely tiny waistline only highlights the issue even more.
Choosing Between Taking the Plunge or Cake Toppers
All that’s required is a cake for these two to be placed on top of. Alternatively, they might be prepared to take a literal big leap by diving into deep waters. It seems like the groom is either wearing a wetsuit or is covered in body paint from head to toe. The bride looks to be similarly attired in a skintight, white, swirling, mermaid-like wetsuit, or perhaps it’s body paint except for the skirt-like leg gear. She has chosen to forgo the headpiece altogether, but if she decides otherwise, some scuba gear or a swim cap would complement this well.
Wedding Prepared for the Beach
If he were to confess, he might have actually fantasized about a beach wedding. However, I don’t think he could have envisioned his bride arriving like this. We can only assume this image is from the bachelor party. The bride’s outfit is basically a very revealing white bikini paired with a garter. To be fair, it is adorned with white and gold flowers that cover all the more private areas. There’s really not much material to this wedding dress suited for the beach, but at least she has shoes on. Plus, she has her groom holding her bouquet already.
Hold Off On The Honeymoon
Wasn’t it the maid of honor’s responsibility to let the bride know she forgot part of her dress? This bride seems quite eager to kick off the honeymoon. Or perhaps this is meant to be worn under the dress, rather than as the dress itself. The skirt appears fine, and the traditional veil covers almost as much as the rest of the attire. The top down to the waistline doesn’t leave much to the imagination. The sheer fabric just encourages the imagination to roam, possibly making the groom tempted to leave the reception early.
Breaking Out All Over
Alright! She might have something impressive to show off, but it’s best saved for the honeymoon. A room full of wedding guests doesn’t need to see everything. However, it’s likely to spark conversation about whether she’s had some plastic surgery or if it’s all natural. Sorry everyone, the reception has been canceled because the bride used the budget to enhance a particular feature of her appearance that should be for the groom’s eyes only. Let’s hope she applied some very strong body glue on certain parts of the dress to prevent any more exposure.
Too much tissue paper discovered in the garbage.
The bride’s dress seems as if she has been rummaging through the garbage or has an abundance of tissue paper she wanted to utilize. It looks like she’s enveloped in a crumpled piece of tissue paper or an old napkin. Even her footwear seems like mere fabric strips. Her head gives the impression that she is caught inside a beekeeper’s hood or an oversized, cheap shower cap. Her makeup makes her resemble a walking zombie. And, watch out! What is that around her upper right arm? It resembles a white snake sneaking out for a bite.
Wow, baby!
On her wedding day, this bride has a significant announcement that she evidently wants to be visible to everyone. She can only wish that the prominent, visible baby bump is the only hiccup on their wedding day. There might be more discreet ways to involve your unborn child in the ceremony. Additionally, the top is quite revealing and doesn’t seem very secure. The skirt’s slit is likely to reveal even more as she walks down the aisle. A wrong move could result in her revealing more than just an expectant baby bump.
Prepared for sleep
Sleep tight! This couple is ready for bed. It seems like they’ve just gotten up, fully dressed in their pajamas. Or perhaps he’s wearing the top part, and she has transformed his pajama pants into a dress, though it didn’t quite work out. It’s all pieced together with a peek-a-boo hole perfectly placed to show off her belly button ring. Now, about that hood and the huge white bow tie. Was the hood meant to be the bride’s veil, and they got completely mixed up? Or is he aiming to resemble Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears?
Gravity Falls is an animated television series.
Gravity keeps us stable, but it isn’t always advantageous. What was meant to be a romantic and intimate moment was captured from an unfortunate angle. The entire wedding dress might have shone had she not opted for a strapless style. Perhaps buttoning up the sheer, lacy jacket would add a touch of mystery. They also don’t appear comfortable sitting on the withered, brown grass. However, the groom is kindly trying to focus just on her eyes, avoiding letting his gaze drift downward.
Queen of Bubbles
Someone poured bubble bath into the Jacuzzi and got carried away, or perhaps someone seated her on a parade float. At least she made a clean sweep on her wedding day as she seems to be caught up in the voluminous skirt and veil. The intricate lace on the gauntlet and upper arm of this gown starts off with high expectations. However, at first glance, it looks like the bride is soaking in a bathtub overflowing with bubbles. But that’s not all. It’s as if she’s been crowned the queen of bubbles with a shiny headpiece that separates a veil as fluffy as the skirt of this wedding gown.
Full of empty talk or boastful claims.
Is it a complex artwork, or is she on the verge of deflation? Avoid getting too close if you’re carrying anything sharp. You’re likely to burst this bride’s whole dress, which even includes a white balloon tiara. Perhaps she met her groom at a circus where he made her a balloon animal. Regardless of the reason for this dress, composed of meticulously arranged balloons and backed by a pastel rainbow of balloons resembling wings, one thing is certain: she won’t be sitting down unless she wants to hear a chorus of popping noises.
Bride of the Head Hunter
The groom should tread carefully, as she might not react kindly. It seems this bride has a fascination with hair. Hopefully, he has a full, healthy head of it. This custom-made dress includes 250 meters of human hair sewn into it. Indeed, it’s entirely made of human hair that was once on someone’s head. The reason most of the hair is dyed various shades of red, from light red to crimson, remains a mystery. Additionally, it’s unclear why the bride’s hair matches the reds on the dress. What is clear, though, is that the dress is truly unique.
They did it for the t-shirt.
Similar to running a marathon or attending summer camp, this wedding party was all about the t-shirts. Every member, the entire wedding party, wore a white t-shirt with blue insignia to indicate their role in the event. It’s somewhat difficult to discern if the bride’s wedding dress is actually made from t-shirt material. It appears she just had the word “wifey” printed on the back of her dress. The groom’s shirt seems to feature a full-color photograph framed with blue swirls. At least she didn’t have to worry about the “Something Blue” for her outfit.
Bride Handling Diaper Duties
Will you be going with cloth or disposable? This question is usually aimed at new mothers, not a bride deciding on her wedding dress style. If the bride picked a young bridal party, it might not have been an issue. Rather than deciding on dresses for her bridesmaids, she chose to wear it herself—a complete wedding gown made entirely of disposable diapers. Perhaps next time, one could consider dressing those little ones at her feet. In all honesty, this dress ranks among the most unattractive, or perhaps unusual, wedding gowns ever created.
Intensely Fiery Red
This wedding is electrifying! She is going to look incredibly stunning on her wedding day. At least her gown will. As the bride walks down the aisle, she will display radiant red and orange flames as her train lifts behind her. Perhaps these flames symbolize their passionate love with printed red and orange flames on her train. Or maybe there were flames painted on the race car her fiancé drove that impressed her enough to choose this dress. Let’s just hope it doesn’t predict that the relationship will soon fall apart.
When Bakers Get Married
Two of the most expensive aspects of planning a wedding are the dress and the cake. Why not merge the two? It definitely serves as a good conversation starter at the very least as guests help themselves to pastries from your outfit. This couple wouldn’t miss the cake cutting; they got a head start by wearing a dress made of 20 pounds of cream puffs. They also seem to have saved on the tuxedo rental. Plus, don’t miss that the groom is wearing full chef attire to match his bride’s delectable appearance.
A Glimpse into History
This satin and lace dress is a true throwback, being quite popular during the 1990s. Many brides of that era opted for poofed sleeves and gauntlets or gloves, but this dress goes all out. Perhaps the veil is what truly makes it over-the-top. Consider focusing on one poof to highlight instead of overdoing it with every white accent found in the craft store. To be frank and fully transparent, supermodel Cindy Crawford didn’t actually wear this to her own wedding. It was the one she wore in a movie. Labyrinth It seems like there’s no text provided to rephrase. Could you please provide the text you’d like me to rephrase?
Behind Schedule for the 76ers Match
The wedding is approaching with a playful twist. This bride seems to be fitting her ceremony between sports events. Hopefully, she makes it on time for the game. If not, she can easily detach the skirt and veil, switch her heels for sneakers, and be set to play. There’s no need for any special effort, making it the most fun dress you’ll ever wear. This wedding gown is all about the sporty touch. The skirt and veil seem like they could have been made from window drapes as an afterthought.
Not Very Well Camouflaged
Which bride and groom are you talking about? Do you see something here? It might be full camouflage, but she’s definitely not hidden and never really blends in with her environment anyway. Reality show star Mama June is seen here with Sugar Bear from Here comes Honey Boo Boo doesn’t enjoy being understated, and that’s an understatement. At her vow renewal ceremony in 2012, there was no chance of her going unnoticed, especially with the hunter safety orange highlighting the camouflage-clad bridal party. However, one little girl stood out in her pink and orange tulle dress. The vibrant, silk flower-like bridal bouquet also drew attention, although the bride opted for a traditional veil.
May God bless America.
The wedding vows will begin with “I pledge allegiance.” It’s curious whether her marriage license will look like the U.S. Constitution, complete with her and her groom’s signatures, like a “John Hancock.” She might be expressing pride in being an American, knowing she has freedom, or trying to appear patriotic for a citizenship test. Regardless, she incorporates stars, stripes, and red, white, and blue into her wedding dress. There might be fireworks at the reception, but not for celebrating her independence.
Orange Swirls And Lollipops
Their wedding may be their dream come true, but it looks like they’ve stepped out of Alice in Wonderland or Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Either way, orange is typically a color used for caution safety vests and not for a ceremony as special as a wedding. However, they do appear delectable and will surely have no trouble enticing guests to enjoy their wedding cake. With that extremely tall, large crown, there’s no doubt her groom views her as the queen of something. Orange must be their favorite color. But, could the groom at least ditch the baseball cap for the ceremony?
Previously Used Cupcake Liners
Are they cupcake liners, wilted flower petals, or table skirts at the reception? Although these all have their uses, none were meant to become a full wedding dress. The skirt genuinely appears as if someone pieced together flattened cupcake liners. At most, it looks like she’s sitting on a table waiting for the reception to start. Even if you opt for a romantic angle and assume they are supposed to resemble flower petals, something was definitely lost in the execution.
Safely Nestled
What is this bride hiding from? Whatever the reason, she seems content, nestled safely inside this gown that envelops her entire body, leaving only her face visible. It might resemble a cocoon or a butterfly poised to emerge from its wrapped chrysalis. In reality, it was designed in 1965, drawing inspiration from Russian nesting dolls. Perhaps, as she walks down the aisle, her entire wedding party will start emerging one by one, each slightly smaller than the last, from beneath her gown, much like the nesting dolls do.
Bride with a Shower Cap
The bride seems to be stuck in a porcelain tub, with only the lower part of her body freed. Is she conditioning her hair or preparing for a swim? The most striking part of her wedding outfit stands out awkwardly. She looks as if she’s wearing a bathing cap, and even worse, it has a chin strap. From the dress flows a mass of poof that you’d expect would make her feel free and light-footed. However, she seems encased in a satin wrap that tightly binds her entire upper body around the shoulders.
For the Bride with a Cattitude
This bride might be displaying her playful side by opting for Hello Kitty themed dresses. The decision is straightforward: would you prefer princess pink or pastel baby blue? Both are designed in a southern belle style, suggesting the need for white gloves and an oversized bonnet. Perhaps these would be more suitable for bridesmaid or flower girl dresses, but who would impose that on her closest friends? Surely, the bride will appear striking if not decidedly more mature amidst these dresses. Perhaps that’s the purpose behind these pastel-toned dresses featuring the famous cat, Hello Kitty.
A Hint Of Tentacles
Be careful! Has Ursula captured the voice and taken on the form of a true mermaid bride? The sole difference between this wedding dress and the outfit of the Disney Villain is that this one is white. However, like the malevolent sea witch, the tentacles are there, and the bride can control them as she glides down the aisle to meet her victim, or rather, her groom. He can only hope she isn’t planning to cast a lifelong spell to control him. But then again, that might be the only way he will say “I do” after seeing his bride arrive in this attire.
Would you choose pineapple or duck?
Is it a white pineapple or a downy feathered duck? You decide. Will this bride whet guests’ appetite for reception food, or leave them flabbergasted in disbelief? Either way, it’s likely not what most grooms hope to see approaching them at the moment of lifelong commitment. And look! Does the dress actually have pockets, or is that just extra white fluff to pad this already bulky dress? At least it features a high neckline for modesty. However, try envisioning what kind of headpiece would complement this knee-length ensemble reminiscent of tropical fruit or a bird.
Boys from Bermuda
Do the groomsmen in Bermuda shorts come with this dress? Perhaps they are accessories, but wearing this dress seems to attract adoring attendants. Even without the flower-bearing male extras, the dress would likely be noticed due to the massive veil, which resembles what might happen if the bride encountered a whirlwind just before walking down the aisle. The rest of the gown seems to be a patchwork of various styles, as if she chose a mix from her closet to wear.
Intense
At times, the difference between confidence and a striking look that demands attention is subtle. This bride might be the one calling the shots in her family, but there’s a suggestion of angelic wings made from tulle accentuating the shoulders and train. This wedding dress is anything but subtle or understated. It boldly declares that all focus should be on the bride. Be cautious if you don’t comply, as the entire dress and hat loudly assert who’s in control. If nothing else, she’ll make a fierce entrance down the aisle.
Cheerleader
Go team wedding! Is she the bride or a cheerleader here to motivate and cheer on the wedding? Perhaps she had some doubts about the wedding and needs some encouragement. All she’s missing are her pom poms, and she’s dressed for a big game day. It’s hard to say which stands out more: the flirty, short and poofy skirt, the pink peek-a-boo top, or the jewelry and makeup that seem styled for a completely different dress. A simple string of pearls or diamonds would have been enough to transform even this cheerleading ensemble into a stunning bridal look.
Covered in toilet paper.
Did someone just get covered in toilet paper? During a pandemic with a toilet paper shortage, this dress might be seen as a luxury. However, most brides would likely think it’s more suitable for the honeymoon, if they even consider wearing it. It looks like she’s wrapped herself in an entire roll of tissue paper or paper towels, carefully draped to cover only the most private areas. Even the veil seems to cascade white streams, as if her whole front yard had been covered in toilet paper. At least she’s not having a gloomy day on her wedding.
And Everything Related to That
The magnolias appear to be blooming slightly earlier this year, and their large blossoms have somehow become part of one of the skimpiest wedding gowns ever seen. Perhaps she’s dressing up for a grand occasion or mistook the jazz singer contest for her wedding day. A skirt might improve this outfit that resembles a large white flower, complete with a collar and a hat. With every step down the aisle, the flower-like appearance seems to grow. Is there a skirt at all, or is she wearing shorts? Someone needs to inform her that the shoes don’t match the overall theme.
Bride with an Umbrella
You’ve probably heard the saying about it raining on your wedding day. It’s something to do with luck. Is it considered good luck? Or perhaps she decided to bring her own tent to make sure she has a place at the reception. Anyway, this bride is equipped with a veil resembling an umbrella, appearing to emerge from an overturned flower pot perched on her head. Regardless of the massive tent-like veil, the rest of the dress seems to have some potential on its own. However, it might be a bit tight as it clings to her body from top to bottom.
A Blue Item
The saying goes, “Something old, something new. Something borrowed, something blue.” This bride took the “something blue” aspect to the extreme. She might not realize that traditionally, a bride includes a subtle touch of blue, hidden in an accessory like a garter. It’s not meant to cover the entire gown and veil. Beyond the southern belle floral big skirt being in a color other than white and the fact that the bride seems to be peering out from beneath a blue-tinted beekeeper hood, this dress wouldn’t be too bad. Let’s just hope it’s not the groom who ends up feeling down when he sees her walking down the aisle.
Creating Uncertainty
If there’s any such thing as a dark omen, this bride has encountered it. This dress might be the closest resemblance to seeing the Grim Reaper greet you before you’ve even had the chance to exchange your vows. Every bride experiences some cold feet just before the big day. This bride, however, appears to be casting a substantial shadow of doubt, a dark cloud, or a spell of gloom over what should be her otherwise joyous wedding day. There’s nothing pure and white about this gown. She is enveloped in a long black veil that seems to be literally making her stumble as she tries to move forward.
Slightly Intoxicated
This is probably the best example of why wedding day toasts are typically saved for after the ceremony. It seems someone gave the bride a bit too much celebratory champagne. The dress looks light and airy, but it might be making the bride a bit tipsy. Or maybe she’s just caught up in the joy of her big wedding day. The feather-like boa and flowing white fabric seem endless. And is she wearing her bouquet around her waist? Regardless of how light and airy the wedding dress looks, the groom seems to need some help to keep her steady.
Dress for a Party Decoration
It seems like someone got a little too enthusiastic with decorating for the wedding reception and ended up turning her dress into a giant party favor. The dress resembles a cross between a paper flower decoration and a paper lantern. Perhaps she was aiming for a combination of both. Or maybe she gained a little weight just before the wedding and wanted to conceal her expanding waistline. Either way, there’s no concern about modesty with this gown. It’s as if the dress was ready-to-wear as soon as the garment bag was opened. Even the headpiece is designed like a pop-up paper flower decoration.
Bride in a Hoop Skirt
She’s getting a jumpstart on the party games planned by the poolside for the reception. Undoubtedly, this bride has won the hula hoop contest. Usually, when a hoop is worn under a gown, it’s to make the skirt full all around, not just at the waist. Perhaps this hula-hoop-like midsection is an attempt to lift the skirt to prevent tripping. Or maybe she’s hiding the flower girl under her skirt. Whatever the reasoning behind this gown’s design, it definitely doesn’t flatter any figure. The top, which seems too big for the bride, doesn’t help either.
A Little Timid
It’s time to right-click to cancel this wedding dress. Whoever wears this dress adorned with white computer mice should maybe learn to leave their online tasks at work. The dress brings the bride into the digital era with a collection of white computer mice attached to the upper half. Something might be lost in translation, as these accessories resemble bars of white soap or large mints. She attempts to compensate by shortening the front hemline. Unfortunately, it doesn’t do much to divert attention from the bulky collection of white computer mice on top.
It’s a Tough Life
Perhaps she just wants to match her groom’s tuxedo collar, or maybe there’s more to the story behind this dress. This bride appears to be sitting on a ruff, a white ruffled collar from the Elizabethan era worn during the Renaissance. Perhaps she’s like a paper fold-out wedding bell, or maybe she got carried away with the art of napkin folding. Whatever the reason, she won’t need to hire an accordion player for the reception. Her dress, with its many accordion-like folds, will do just fine. At the very least, she can keep handing out cloth napkins to her guests throughout the night.
A Train Approaching in the Distance
Before making assumptions, think about the numerous advantages of having such a long train on your wedding dress. Perhaps the bride just wishes for her special day to last as long as possible, since it will take several days for this train to go down the aisle. Alternatively, maybe she wanted to include everyone in the wedding party, with each guest having a role in holding up a section of the train. Consider the practical side of this dress too. With all the guests surrounding it, the meal could be served using the long fabric as a table.
Laugh of the Fairy Godmother
Recall the scene in Disney’s Sleeping Beauty where the fairy godmothers attempt to make the girl a dress? This outfit seems like it could be the result. To begin with, why is the wedding dress pink? It could be for a second wedding. However, why does the skirt begin at her knees on a tightly fitted suit? Perhaps a more suitable question is why it seems she is enveloped in thick white elastic? The large hat on top of the dress was likely an effort to conceal all the imperfections.
It’s Not Just a Flake
Would you like to build a snowman? What about a snow bride? This bride appears to have been freshly rolled into three white snowballs adorned with white flowers. Let’s hope the wedding isn’t a mere illusion, tricking us into believing they are truly married. The only question is, “where are her arms?” And, will she need to be rolled down the aisle? The groom is also dressed in white boots, prepared for any weather. However, what is he holding in his hand, and could he have dressed up a bit more than the partially unzipped white jumpsuit?
Bridal Cake in Life Size
This might be the exception to unattractive dresses. However, you’d have a hard time finding someone who wouldn’t agree that creating a life-sized wedding cake that resembles the bride is a bit unsettling, even if the likeness is quite accurate. The cake version has some differences, though, which make you wonder if the bride unintentionally found another bride who looks similar, with a similar dress, that happened to be turned into cake on her wedding day. And honestly, who would actually want to cut into that and eat it? Let’s be honest.
Fluffy Veil
Is it faux fur or a nod to Elvira? Perhaps she’s going for a snow queen look, or maybe a group of white cats has surrounded her. Whatever the reason for this fur display, it seems misplaced against the almost invisible sheer veil and dress it’s meant to accentuate. The white bouquet helps a little, but it’s not supposed to be the highlight of a wedding dress, just like the manicure. And if the cat theory holds true, let’s hope they stay put and don’t wander off or pounce on guests during the ceremony.
Bride with a Parachute
Discussing taking risks, this bride seems prepared to take the significant step of her life. Yet, jumping from an airplane might be easier than managing to walk down the aisle without her wedding dress spilling over into the audience of astonished guests. If she ends up actually jumping from a plane, there’s no cause for alarm. No need to worry! Her dress is so puffed out that it could keep her buoyant for days. On the other hand, she may already be on Cloud 9, with her dress appearing as if she’s brought the cloud along with her.
Select One – Magic Disappearance or Pearls
There’s nothing subtle about this dress. It’s typical of this era to exaggerate everything. Even the bouquet is enormous. While the dress’s accents are typical of 1980s or 1990s fashion, the bride should choose: either the extravagant poofy headpiece of a veil resembling a bird’s plumage or the dangling pearls that look more like a chin strap. Trying to do both won’t look flattering. We should also mention those bows sitting on top of the shoulders.
Unfurl Your Wings
The concept likely began as an effort to bring some color to an otherwise simple, white, and subtle wedding dress. Initially, a few purple, blue, and yellow flowers were used as accents, but it seems things escalated, transforming the entire ensemble into something resembling a peacock. Interestingly, it’s the male peacock that fans out its feathers to dazzle and grab the female’s attention. Here, however, her bouquet is a magnificent plume display as she walks down the aisle, resembling a peacock strutting toward its partner.
Wedding Bouquet
There’s no need for a bouquet for this bride—she is the bouquet. Or perhaps she’s started blending into the red carpet meant to guide her down the aisle to her waiting groom. Whatever her intention was with this all-out botanical display of red roses, she made a stylish and dignified choice by adding a touch of white to enhance the entire ensemble. After all, it’s her wedding day, and there’s something charming about a bride in white, even if it’s just a fur wrap draped over her shoulders.